That Ass Though Badass Balloons
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Elevate your party game with Badass Balloon Co., the ultimate destination for badass individuals like yourself. We've revolutionized the party scene with our sassy, humorous, and occasionally downright abusive balloons. Our hilarious message balloons go beyond being mere party decorations – they also serve as super fun social media props, ensuring your celebrations are the talk of the town. Get ready for a party experience like no other!
Introducing our "That Ass Though" design, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a burst of laughter to any occasion. These natural latex balloons are not only a riot, but they are also 100% biodegradable, making them an eco-friendly choice for the environmentally conscious partygoer. Each balloon measures 12 inches in diameter and weighs 3.2 grams, making them perfect for floating elegantly in the air. Crafted with helium-grade quality, they are sure to add a touch of magic to your festivities.
The assorted colors of our balloons add an extra dose of vibrancy to your party decor, creating an atmosphere that will have everyone in awe. And for those who demand more, we offer a convenient 12-pack option, ensuring you have plenty of balloons to make your event truly unforgettable.
Choose Badass Balloon Co. and join the ranks of the party elite. With our top-notch products and side-splitting messages, your celebrations will be the stuff of legends. Don't settle for ordinary party supplies when you can have extraordinary. Shop now and unleash the badassery at your next event!
Design: That Ass Though
•Natural latex balloons
•100% Biodegradable
•12 inch, 3.2g balloon
•Helium grade
•Assorted Colors
•12 pack
*Please note that the photos above are for illustration only and the final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.
Latex balloons will last around 7-10 hours, dependent upon the grade of helium used. Balloons may last longer if Hi-Float solution is used. Please see our FAQ page for more information on how to make the most of your latex balloons.
PLEASE NOTE:
We are a same day ship for orders placed before 12pm MST so long as products are not on back order.
There is no local pick up available.
Once the package has left us, we are not responsible for transit times and you will not be refunded if the package does not arrive to you in time for your event or have been lost or stolen.
SO PLEASE choose the option that will guarantee delivery in the appropriate time frame.
We offer package insurance through Route. We suggest that you add the insurance to your packages to avoid theft during the holidays as we are not liable for the product arriving to you.
Please note that both USPS AND UPS are not guaranteeing overnight services. We will give priority processing in the warehouse to these packages but once we drop them off at the designated carrier we are not responsible for them arriving on time.
Shipping:
Standard Shipping
Domestic: ships via USPS 5-7 business days
International: ships via USPS 10-14 business days
Priority Mail
Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate 3+ business days
International: ships via USPS Priority Mail 6-10 business days
Priority Mail Express
Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate Express 2-3 business days
International: ships via USPS Priority Mail Express 3-4 business days
Please note that these are estimates based on USPS and service will vary based on your local carrier and their efficiency. We suggest adding a day to transit time.
UPS Ground 3-5 days
UPS 2nd Day express
UPS next Day Air
If you order UPS next day air on a Friday, our experience says that there is a 50/50 chance of it arriving on Sat. No matter what the estimated delivery day is.
Orders are processed within 2-3 days of a successfully completed order. If you need an order expedited, please email us at orders@badassballoonco.com before placing the order to ensure that our warehouse is able to accommodate your request. We hate letting people down, however, thems the rules.
Once you have chosen a carrier, you have entered into a service agreement with a third party carrier and you indemnify and hold harmless Sardonic Sentiments, Inc. of and damage, lost or stolen packages. Any issues with your package should be taken up with the service carrier you have chosen once the goods leave our warehouse.
Tracking will be provided via email with your shipping confirmation, except on USPS First Class Standard Shipping.