Free shippingin the US with $50, internationally with $150+
These abusive balloons will liven up any birthday party guaranteed. Our message balloons transcend the function of simple party decorations by doubling as super fun social media props.
The 50 AF Party Kit includes:
• 1 set of 14 in foil gold balloon bunting with sayings "FIFTY AF". Air fill only.
• 6-pack 100% Biodegradable Natural Latex Balloons with message "Happy Fucking Birthday" in assorted colors.*
• 6-pack 100% Biodegradable Translucent Balloons with assorted color foil confetti and message "Drinks Well With Others".
• 6-pack 100% Biodegradable Natural Latex Balloons with message "Too Late To Die Young".*
• 1-pack of Badass Balloon® confetti with design "Happy Fucking Birthday". Colors in the mix: hot pink, teal, yellow, black, silver, gold. Size: 1 cm x 4 cm hand-cut tissue confetti with metallic foil and 1 in x 2 in laser-cut glitter confetti with the words Happy Fucking Birthday.
• 1x Giant Number "5" Balloon in Gold and 1x Giant Number "0" Balloon in Gold (40 in). Suspend air-filled balloons from ceilings or secure with mounting tape. Or, fill with helium to let them float.
* Each pack comes in a random combination of colors black, white, pink, teal, and marigold. Color combination not guaranteed. Please note that the photos above are for illustration only. Final product colors may vary, as the colors on your computer screen will read differently than the colors that will print. String not provided.
** Balloons are 12 inches, 3.2g. Helium-Grade.
PLEASE NOTE:
We are a same day ship for orders placed before 12pm MST so long as products are not on back order.
There is no local pick up available.
Once the package has left us, we are not responsible for transit times and you will not be refunded if the package does not arrive to you in time for your event or have been lost or stolen.
SO PLEASE choose the option that will guarantee delivery in the appropriate time frame.
We offer package insurance through Route. We suggest that you add the insurance to your packages to avoid theft during the holidays as we are not liable for the product arriving to you.
Please note that both USPS AND UPS are not guaranteeing overnight services. We will give priority processing in the warehouse to these packages but once we drop them off at the designated carrier we are not responsible for them arriving on time.
Shipping:
Standard Shipping
Domestic: ships via USPS 5-7 business days
International: ships via USPS 10-14 business days
Priority Mail
Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate 3+ business days
International: ships via USPS Priority Mail 6-10 business days
Priority Mail Express
Domestic: ships via USPS Flat Rate Express 2-3 business days
International: ships via USPS Priority Mail Express 3-4 business days
Please note that these are estimates based on USPS and service will vary based on your local carrier and their efficiency. We suggest adding a day to transit time.
UPS Ground 3-5 days
UPS 2nd Day express
UPS next Day Air
If you order UPS next day air on a Friday, our experience says that there is a 50/50 chance of it arriving on Sat. No matter what the estimated delivery day is.
Orders are processed within 2-3 days of a successfully completed order. If you need an order expedited, please email us at orders@badassballoonco.com before placing the order to ensure that our warehouse is able to accommodate your request. We hate letting people down, however, thems the rules.
Once you have chosen a carrier, you have entered into a service agreement with a third party carrier and you indemnify and hold harmless Sardonic Sentiments, Inc. of and damage, lost or stolen packages. Any issues with your package should be taken up with the service carrier you have chosen once the goods leave our warehouse.
Tracking will be provided via email with your shipping confirmation, except on USPS First Class Standard Shipping.